Review of Alien: Covenant (2017) by Berik — 05 Nov 2018
Wow, i'm genuinly blown away by some of the drunk reviews i've read on this movie. So let me get this straight: This movie has absolutely nothing to offer anyone who loves the original movies.
Story: Has barely anything to do with Aliens at this point. It ruins everything that made Prometheus interesting, and on top of that it ruins all the elements that were awesome in the original movies. Dave is interesting, for 5 minutes. Everyone else is clearly as smart as a fly. No forget that, at least a fly knows when to dodge danger.
Aliens: Boring, horror tropes which are poorly executed, no suspense to them and are as expendable as the crew itself.
Potential: You kidding me right?
Someone please rob Ridley Scott of the Alien franchise and let it go. This movie is pure garbage, and will not satisfy you in any way. But we have to be fair, worse movies have been made and CANCELLED! This is just cringeworthy. It earns a fat 2/10.
This review of Alien: Covenant (2017) was written by Berik on 05 November 2018.
Alien: Covenant has generally received positive reviews.
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