Review of Alone in the Dark (2005) by The M — 18 Dec 2016
This movie is so bad/inept, it even fails at being "so bad it's good." It's just bad, boring, and incoherent. You don't really know what the hell is going on half the time because (1) the film is sloppy convoluted mess and (2) you just don't care enough to pay attention.
You'd think that casting Tara Reid as an archaeologist would cause the camp value to go through the roof. Nope. Boring awful is the worst kind of awful.
This review of Alone in the Dark (2005) was written by The M on 18 December 2016.
Alone in the Dark has generally received very negative reviews.
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