Review of And Soon the Darkness (2010) by John P — 04 Apr 2011

After about 10 minutes in my brain started to hurt due to the stupidity this girls show. And it only gets worse from there. This movie is ruined from the get go and really tries to keep up with that whole concept.

Karl Urban fuck you for being in this because you're so much better then this. Who did you owe a favor to? And Amber Heard. Your hotness will not save you from my review because your acting skills are mediocre at best.

So here are some spoilers here... Ok as you may or may not have read from the synopsis 2 retarded girls are travelling on a bike tour in South America and decided to go rouge and go their own way. End up in this small villa where slut retard gets kidnapped and button down retard is running around to find her.

At the same time handsome retard is seeming in on it but he is actually looking for his retarded missing girlfriend. Only to discover that local retard and sheriff retard are behind it. DOM DOM DOOOOOOM!!!!! So handsome retard dies because they promise to take him to his girlfriend.

So handsome retard now trusts bad guy retards enough to turn is back and they shoot him dead. Button down retard is running around like an idiot again. Slut retard dies. And then we find out who the master mind is behind everything which was damn fucking obvious.

So button down retard doesn't really care about the guy who is behind everything and lets him run off with a big bag of money while she really wants to do is kill his retarded lackies. Oh and handsome guys girlfriend.

No idea what happens to her. And what is the reason why girls are getting kidnapped in the first place. Never find out either. Sex slave? Black market organ operation? Supplying aliens test subjects? Who knows? Who cares? Fuck this movie.

Pretty scenery though.