Review of Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023) by Dahurtbizness — 01 Mar 2023

This is what start phase 5 with and get us excited for the next 10 years??

U have Michelle Pfeiffer catwoman herself wasting away in mediocre ant man movies, u have Michael Douglas who stop giving a s%@t a long time ago and u had Bill Murray who only appeared in the movie in less than a minute before being killed off, WHAT A WASTE OF HIS TIME, A WASTE OF SCREENTIME AND A WASTE OF HIS TALENT THAT COULD'VE BEEN USED ELSEWHERE LIKE IN A BETTER MOVIE. Michelle Pfeiffer's character subplot contradicts the second ant man movie and infinity war. yes, kang is such a threat that he gets defeated by abunch of ants in a matter of seconds. nothing is taken seriously everything is a gag. speaking of unfunny jokes Disney marvel continues to butcher legacy heroes and villains by sidelining ant man once again in his own solo trilogy and now downplaying what he did in endgame all for a cheap joke and bringing in modok in only for laughs instead of being an actual threat. how tf marvel's avengers did modok justice in a below average video game over a multimillion dollar budget Disney marvel film? one of the few things marvel's avengers game by crystal dynamics did right is showing how meaning and a threat he is to the heroes he nearly killed hulk and ms. marvel that game is soo trash and such a cash grab but I have to give credit where it's due the campaign story modok was a threat from beginning to end he broke up the avengers got Bruce banner to sellout the avengers for aim and blame theme selves for captain America's death. but in this movie is just Corey Stoll's face badly photoshopped and stretched out on a obj model that's not even rendered with "I'm not a dick" jokes. what a trash fire! this is the black widow of ant man movies awful plot twist terrible subplots and not a movie to kick off a new phase. what make matters worst is that the writer of this movie Jeff Loveness is also going to be writing Avengers: The Kang Dynasty, expect NOTHING BUT FAILURE FOR YEARS TO COME!

MCU STANS WILL TRASH FOX MARVEL MOVIES BUT U KNOW WHAT THEY DON'T DO AND GET RIGHT THERRE'S NOT JOKES AT EVERY SCENE AND THEY DON'T TAKE AWAY THE TENSION, THE THREAT OF SID VILLAIN AND THE STORY. THE CGI LOOKS WORST THEN MOVIES THAT CAME FROM THE 90'S HOW DO U SCREW IT UP THIS BADLY. EPIC FAIL. u got ultraviolet (2006) looking like a masterpiece right now. LOL all the terrible films looks better just by comparison. superheroes are not supposed to be a comedy sure some are self aware like Deadpool and she-hulk - (the comic book version, NOT MCU TRASH), that's why they work bcuz they use it for an advantage, BUT IT'S NOT FOR EVERY SUPERHEROES AND ANT MAN CHARACTER IS A SERIOUS CHARACTER WHAT AN AWFUL TRILOGY AND A DISSERVICE TO THE CHARATER ITSELF.