Review of As Above, So Below (2014) by Ihateregisterin — 05 Sep 2014
I would rather be eaten by goats than be forced to subject myself to this film again. Basically, a magic pseudo-superwoman named Scarlett who, somehow, has 2 PhDs and a Master's Degree by the time she's roughly 30 and can solve any riddle in a matter of 30 seconds, tries to unearth the mythical Philosopher's Stone.
Of course, she also has the capability to solve any problem the plot may throw at her, from lock-picking to whatever else the writer cared to dream up. The story is non-existent, the repetitive jump scares are thoroughly boring, and the over-acting is hilariously bad in parts.
Avoid this film as if it were the Black Death, as it's arguably even worse than that.
This review of As Above, So Below (2014) was written by Ihateregisterin on 05 September 2014.
As Above, So Below has generally received mixed reviews.
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