Review of Assassin's Creed (2016) by Dspratlin — 23 Dec 2016
What’s it about?
A condemned man is rescued to take part in an experiment that allows him to connect to his ancestor’s memories using science… What? Really? How on Earth does that even…? Okay, Fine. That’s the story.
What did I think?
I’m not sure if it was a problem with the theater but the film was SO LOUD that I felt flattened. The images flash by like they’re trying to cure Malcolm McDowell of his violent tendencies. No character seems sympathetic or even interesting. The story makes no sense. This film made me feel like a grandfather trying to program a VCR at a rave concert. The experience was a physical torture and I had to walk out after an hour.
Just no.
This review of Assassin's Creed (2016) was written by Dspratlin on 23 December 2016.
Assassin's Creed has generally received mixed reviews.
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