Review of Bullet Head (2017) by Kevin M. W — 28 Dec 2017

There's a certain breed of dog owner that takes enjoyment from placing treats near their animal and then uttering "wait for it". The entertainment value comes by how much control the owner exerts, how long can they keep the animal waiting against its own nature.

Unfortunately, here is an entire film wrapped around just that tiresome premise, and the audience is the animal. The writer/director is telling one tale, but pauses frequently to tell another unrelated ditty, a pause that serves no purpose thematically.

"He just did that just to do that," I realized, and was angry for the rest of the film. And he does it more than once. A lot of talent wasted here. Don't waste your time.