Review of Casino Royale (2006) by Frozen82 — 03 Jan 2015

Why is this so highly praised is one of universe mysteries to me.

Its one of the most boring dull stupid films I have ever watched in my entire life.

I have never had to force myself to sit through a film with multiple pauses to breath and rest my brain from boredom. Only worse movie experience for me was "Give them hell Malone" its that bad.

The black guy chasing scene...omfg...its so long and so pointless and so stupid.

Its not a Bond film, Craig is an ok actor but he's all the opposite of Bond. He looks like a construction worker, more like a bad guy from Bond films than main character. I got some feedback that he's attractive to women in that lumberjack sort of way so that's the appeal...ok, to each their own but Bond is not a lumberjack.

Even as a "not Bond action film" its shallow uninteresting and stupid. Everything rolls around tracing cell phones, the main bad guy is totally forgettable, the plot is pointless...getting money for terrorism ( not something explicit but terrorism as an occupation maybe ? lol ) by playing high stakes poker..i mean wtf? who come up with that **** lol.

Only redeeming quality is Eva Green, beautiful woman ( not that great of on actress but still) but even she is poorly used.