Review of Cube (1997) by Nick H — 03 Nov 2017
I had to pause multiple times to cuss out the moronic decisions the characters made. The only people I liked were killed off and in the end I really didn?t care if anyone made it out. Worth watching if you?re Netflix list is barren. Or skip it.
Wait so the prime numbers thing was complete BS? Then how did they find like 10 rooms in a row that were safe? Permu-whaaat!?
Quentin is a dick, fuck da police.
A plastic button can?t scratch metal! Thank fuck the math whiz wasn?t randomly killed.
Alright no, this thing sucks. Forrest Gump saved your dumb asses. Kazaam!
WAIT WHAT HIW DID YOU NOT HEAR HIM COME IN THE CUBE??!! Or see him??!! Fuck this movie. And fuck da police. Yay Forrest made it out.
Ok so most of this review was me live tweeting the last half but I couldn?t resist. Such a piece of shit.
Oh, I hate that ending. No.
This review of Cube (1997) was written by Nick H on 03 November 2017.
Cube has generally received positive reviews.
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