Review of Feast (2005) by Jason D — 20 Feb 2009
The pinnacle of over-the-top, gory fun. Feast is the very definition of what a monster movie should be like in these modern times. A popcorn flick that is entertaining from the first minute until the last.
A group of random characters (all billed as characters; never going by their names) become trapped in a bar late one night thanks to a family of some seriously creepy ass monsters that are trying to get in and rip them all apart.
The film owes a lot of debt to the great characters that these actors played including a prick (who winds up being the hero), his handicapped brother, a motivational speaker, the bartender, the beer guy, the bar owner, heroine #1, heroine #2, and many others.
As far as the effects go, a thanks is in order to the makers of this film for their little to no usage of CGI and instead using the real deal, visual and prosthetics. Also, I never thought I would see monster fucking again, not to mention monster face fucking, monster jizz, and monster castration (which also falls in line with big ole monster cocks).
The humor in this is great too; good balance between that and scares. This film has cult classic written all over it and after watching parts 2 & 3, it's very apparent that the producer's of the film had a hand in making this film as well in order to make it more marketable, whereas parts 2 & 3 are ALL John Gulager and his writers (and completely different films).
Great movie though.
This review of Feast (2005) was written by Jason D on 20 February 2009.
Feast has generally received mixed reviews.
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