Review of Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) by Scott M — 27 Jul 2015

I'm not gonna lie, I went into this film with the lowest possible expectations, but upon viewing it in the cinema; I would go as far as to say that this is nothing less than a cinematic masterpiece.

At first I felt a bit uncomfortable watching the sexy bits with my nan sat next to me, but as the film progressed, I started to care less and less about the old hag and accepted my awkward arousal. I proceeded to cum in my pants but I didn't care, this film is life changing and my nan can fuck off if she thinks she's gonna stop me from having this wonderful moment of pure bliss.

Would definitely love to see this again (hopefully in an empty cinema so I can pop my man meat out and blow my load all over the rows in front) and would recommend everyone who hasn't seen it yet to do so now!