Review of Fire and Ice: The Dragon Chronicles (2008) by Sage M — 19 Oct 2009

Amazing movie. Amazingly bad. I can't see any sense in repetitive scenes, zoom-ins on continually bad facial expressions, and worst; I don't even get why things ended up complicating. Wouldn't a massive water bag do? Quite possibly the only movie in my list where everything doesn't make sense.

Just people trying to shoot wooden arrows at 1) a dragon that can burn them upon impact & 2) a dragon made of ice that arrows break upon impact, thrown in with a giddy princess who keeps being all stubborn and ridiculously airheady (yes yes we know you're a tomboy, so effing what?), a king who appears to have only one facial expression, and an evil villain in a wig who teleports between kingdoms within seconds whilst everyone else has to fend off "Tree People" (people with leaves stuck on them?! wtf?) and has to ride full-on on horseback to travel about.

Oh come off it. Predictable storyline, average to bad actors. Some nice picturesque moments but barely enough to keep a movie afloat. I feel sick.