Review of Gemini Man (2019) by Steprock — 11 Nov 2020

I was hoping this would be a fun movie, in spite of its lukewarm reception, but no. Not only is it one of the most wandering and pointless action movies I've ever seen, it's also just a badly shot, directed, edited, and written film.

Jumps to random locations without preamble. So many characters that other characters have to remind you of who they're talking about with nudges like "the bald guy". Real subtle. Meetings on meetings to rehash what we already know! And the CG looks like computer guy vs computer guy.

Save yourself the time or set your expectations to even lower than you thought.