Review of Halloween Ends (2022) by Crusader — 28 Oct 2022

Michael Myers I back and this time... he's an old weak fart who can barely stand on his own legs, 4 years after taking on a dussin armed people like it was nothing. At least he is from the little we actually see of him. In this final movie he's only a side character. Instead, we have a slow burn psychological drama thriller about Laurie's young granddaughter Allyson falling in love with a bad boy who has a dark side and is driving a motorcycle (yes, really).

And Laurie Strode has decided to stop hating and fearing Michael (who's not much to fear anymore, to be honest) and instead are writing a Self Help book about her experience (again, yes, really).

And despite the director claiming Michael doesn't care about Laurie he still ends up in a battle with her once again, that feels more like two old people fighting at a nursing home.

This is not how a long time Halloween fan wanted this series to end, or how I expected it to be after Halloween Kills that was as different from this movie as it can be.