Review of Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) by Arkonblade — 30 Jun 2023
They should change the title of this movie to Fleabag and the Dial of Destiny. As she is the star of this movie and Indy is just the sidekick. The movie starts out actually good for about 20 minutes. You have a de-aged Harrison Ford that looks pretty good. This is about the only time watching this trash it felt like an Indiana Jones film. after that we get old cranky get off my lawn Indiana Jones who I don't want to see. Everything in Indiana Jones is life is bad and in the crapper. he's just a miserable old man. we are quickly introduced to the real Star of this dumpster fire Helena. This movie is all about her at the end and she saves the day while Indy is pretty much laying down the entire 3rd act wanting to die. The plot is stupid, this movie was only made to replace Indiana Jones with a Woman. Thats its only purpose.
I hate this movie to its core and Lucus film has yet again, destroyed another beloved franchise.
Who the hell wants to go to see an Indiana Jones movie that's all about making him look miserable and being replaced. well at least their arent any franchises left for Lucas films to kill.
This review of Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) was written by Arkonblade on 30 June 2023.
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny has generally received mixed reviews.
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