Review of Morbius (2022) by Morbingus — 03 Aug 2022

There is no better euphoric feeling in this world that could describe the feeling I got when I first saw Morbius. I cannot put into words how much this of a movie this is. This movie, that should be called a morbiusistic cinematic masterpiece, changed the art of film and graphics completely.

The way Jared Leto portrays the amazing Morbinman in this Morbiusmazing piece of art is showstopping and no one could ever top this in the eternity of life. When Morbingus said "Its Morbin time." It was the most emotional moment I have ever experienced and I started morbing and crying and throwing up all over the theaterscreen.

When they showed us the firearms and the waterlegs I was so stunned by the way this producer and director puts modernday society problems onto the screen. My depression came back after I realised that Morbius had ended and I ate a dog.

My only hope is Morbius DS. I wish I could watch this amazing piece of morbis forever and ever and I have watched it at least 20262939 morbillion times now. I quit my job and divorced my family so I could live in a Morbingus apartment all day with Bill gates.

All the walls are covered in Morbusart and Morbinface. I am happier than ever I only need Morbin to kidpnap so I can put Morbus taped to the wall. I would force him to say "Its morbin time" all day and do the goofy ahh dance.

I hope I get to marry Morbblob one day. Also Quandale Bingus. I will never experience a feeling of this much euphoria again after doing anything. Thank you for opening my eyes to the real truth of life.

Also do drugs.