Review of Next (2007) by Jon B — 22 Oct 2016

The plot twist at the end of this movie was so good when I saw it in theaters I dedicated, vomited, and urinated simultaneously with a 5 feet kill radius. Some families are pressing charges but honestly it was completely worth it.

I love Cage's use of his eyebrows and eye-twitches to communicate with his audience when he isn't whispering his audible chocolate into our ears. Jessica Biel is so lucky to be in this movie I honestly think this saved her career thanks to working with Nicholas.

I have a terrible debt problem, I think about suicide whenever I try to go to sleep.