Review of Orphan (2009) by Howie V — 21 Apr 2012
Isabelle Fufrman. I'm going to remember that name. She came to play. It's a good goddamn thing she's cute. This is a classic performance. This ought to be the standard for all scary movies. If you can't bring it like Orphan then stay in pre-production. I don't even like scary movies but this I love. Actually, I think I dated this character. I mean "Esther" is a holy terror: twisted, demented... How do you not notice that? There are yellow flags and there are red flags. This chick has red flag written all over her.
Chicks have attitude. It comes with the territory. We act accordingly. "Esther" isn't exactly an emotional rock. Talk about a over-reaction to rejection. She'll burn your house down - literally. Personally, I would've sent her back to Russia. I don't care how cute you are if you kill a bird with a brick you need to go. She doesn't need an excorsist. All "Eshter" needs is a rubber tube because her crazy ass is going to Cuba. We'll tell the neighbors she's stripping in Atlantic City. Isabelle Fuhrman, you are one sick puppy. Keep up the good work!
This review of Orphan (2009) was written by Howie V on 21 April 2012.
Orphan has generally received positive reviews.
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