Review of Retro Puppet Master (1999) by Cheyenne — 14 Jun 2009

The puppet master films sink to a previously unthinkable low.

This review of Retro Puppet Master (1999) was written by Cheyenne on 14 June 2009.

Retro Puppet Master has generally received negative reviews.

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Awful. Couldn't even follow it because it was so bad. Not even sure what I just watched. A bunch of weird guys in hats who can't act…

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By George B (718) on 11 May 2011

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By Jared T (164) on 10 Nov 2011

Not as good as the other puppet master films that are out there. I believe this is number 7. But its supposed to be how it all started…

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By Feldon C (87) on 24 Feb 2008

I guess it's cool they wanted to explain the puppets origins, and not deliver another typical sequel, but damn, this one sucks…

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By Scott M (2,584) on 22 Sep 2007

Completely dreadful crap that manages to be boring as all hell while it's at it…

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By Thomas N (243) on 14 Mar 2011

Guy Rolfe as Andre Toulon is back to make his final appearance in the Puppet Master series but this time he has a story to tell a story of…

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By Wes S (1,293) on 28 May 2012

It's an interesting take but has a bit of a hard time fitting with the rest of the series…

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By Mark W (2,041) on 05 Mar 2012

Ugly puppets an awful story and a terrible actor playing young Toulon... A disaster is all…

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By Jezzy A (438) on 28 Oct 2006

Very boring and slow flix...good flix to put you to sleep…

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