Review of Snakes on a Train (2006) by Justin B — 09 Feb 2014
We all knew it was going to bad, but how bad? The best part is definitely the end where the snake eats the whole train. The FX are so bad it's just plain hilarious. Unfortunately there isn't that much here to laugh at because for some reason the people that make these movies never bother placing their tongues firmly against their cheeks.
The whole cast are pretty creepy, i'm not sure why anybody here would enjoy the nudity, I mean what's so hot about some creepy ex-cop molesting a squirming uncomfortable woman with her bra off? Am I just weird or something? I mean, that looked like rape foreplay to me.
O__O Anyway. Snakes on a Train, you know it's gonna be crap so just go with it.
This review of Snakes on a Train (2006) was written by Justin B on 09 February 2014.
Snakes on a Train has generally received negative reviews.
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