Review of Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015) by Aaron D — 18 Dec 2017

I think people are finally starting to wake up and realize what a unoriginal play it safe piece of corporate garbage the movie actually was. Especially, now since the release of the Last Jedi. The movie was entertaining at points but with that uneasy I have seen this before feeling.

The humor did hit at times. Got a good chuckle. Other than the nostalgia there is nothing to this movie. There is so much just shoved down our face. Wait didn't the Republic win? Who are these guys? I was once told to understand it you have to read the book.

Why do I have to read a book to understand a movie? You can tell some of it is just to sell toys. Phasma, I bet she is going to be bad ass...no. Darth Vader wore his helmet because he had to to survive.

Kylo Ren wears a helmet just to look cool and sell more toys. They didn't take any risks with this movie. I could have wrote the script in my sleep. This script was probably written by JJ Abrams kid in his free time.

This looks cool. This Death Star thing is cool. I am going to make a mega Death Star. Cool. Overall it is entertaining but a waste and the worst Star Wars film to date. Yes, worse than Phantom. At least they tried something new.