Review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) by Bill B — 13 Jun 2018

I finally saw this film, via illegal bit-torrent download. Many friends (diehard Star Wars fans themselves) told me to skip it. I should have listened. I held out for a year, but my curiosity got the best of me -- like driving by the scene of a horrific automobile accident, I just had to look.

Anyway... this film was clearly an act of deliberate sabotage, and the fact that it was green-lit, is a dismal reflection on where we're at culturally in the US of A. Rian Johnson should be shipped in a box (with a few small breathing holes) to Abu Dhabi.

Kathleen Kennedy too, for that matter. Fit 'em both in one box, and good riddance. I will be avoiding episode 9 like the plague, and everything else STAR WARS from here on out. RJ killed the franchise; he's a terrorist as far as I'm concerned.

At least we'll always have six excellent George Lucas driven films. Rewatch, rewatch, rewatch... and repeat (for a guaranteed FEEL GOOD). I gave this atrocity here one star, for John Williams score.

And I'm not a bot, you idiots. And I'm not a Republican hate-monger either, you soulless scum...