Review of Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) by Osmosisjones — 22 Feb 2022

It's 1:50 a.m., and I'm sitting on the commode in my dorm restroom. I just watched the Texas chainsaw movie, and all I have to say about it is disgusting, not in the gore sense, but in the sense that if I could use negative numbers on this app, I would.

In the first 15-20 minutes of the film, they basically jammed in a number of big social and political topics that America has been divided over or grappling with in recent years, all but a few, and it doesn't do so in a tasteful or even much required manner.

I knew as soon as I saw the trailer for Leather Face on the Bus that this movie would be the closest thing to gum on the bottom of my shoe than a real piece of gum on the sole of my shoe I'm not some crazy movie lover or reviewer, but as someone who doesn't have health insurance and pays for Netflix, I'd rather miss a Netflix original than be denied medical care at a health facility.

So in some way I do like this movie for helping me escape the shackles of big streaming companies and helping pick my health over Netflix.