Review of Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) by Maxpayneisgod — 01 May 2022
Its a slasher movie, what do you think you're going to get?
Full of clichés and stereotypes.
Digitized violence so absurd all you can do is laugh at it. The actors are awful, they all fall into the various boxes. The "Hot Girl" isn't hot.Its a slasher movie, what do you think you're going to get?
Full of clichés and stereotypes.
Digitized violence so absurd all you can do is laugh at it.
The actors are awful, they all fall into the various boxes.
The "Hot Girl" isn't hot. The mysterious, gun-toting tough guy is there, the token black guy gets it. The tom-boy is suitably androgynous. The annoying know-all is there until the end. You've got a Tesla, diesel smoke spewing Dodge Ram. Millennials and influences.
Its not remotely scary. The classic Leatherface look is far more menacing.
Spent a portion of it clipping my nails without a worry of missing anything.
Everyone dies.
Auto-Pilot Engaged.
This review of Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) was written by Maxpayneisgod on 01 May 2022.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre has generally received mixed reviews.
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