Review of The Aristocrats (2005) by David O — 30 Jun 2012
So I started wanking using pimple puss for lube, and while doing that I'm fucked in the arse (so hard that I bleed) by a T-Rex while screaming 'Nipple Cheese' eventually I force out a fart which blows off the T-Rex's dick. Blood flies everywhere and this 80 year old woman comes up and hacks away at my penis with a cheese grater, then she eats the slices. I'm on the ground crying, and she shits on my face. Soon I'm surrounded by children dressed as Santa who all pee on me. Then I am thrown into a pool of period blood, shit, piss, cum, snot and sheep brains. My sister dives in with me, and begins fingering herself in front of me while we slowly drown....
Oh yeah. This movie was a work of art, a masterpiece, unless you're twisted, don't watch it.
This review of The Aristocrats (2005) was written by David O on 30 June 2012.
The Aristocrats has generally received positive reviews.
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