Review of The Canyons (2013) by Mikey M — 03 May 2014
This movie is so overwhelmingly cheesy in every single aspect that, in the end, it's fun. The post-yuppie-LA-even-tho-we're-in-2014 looks like sci-fi stuff, Lohan's acting is so botox-fueled and the dialogues are SO hilariously poor that this can be considered the "scriptic" (from script, lol) disaster of the centuries.
Yes, even more than The Counselor.
This review of The Canyons (2013) was written by Mikey M on 03 May 2014.
The Canyons has generally received negative reviews.
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