Review of The Flash (2023) by Dahurtbizness — 17 Jun 2023

The cgi is terrible it looks like a ps2 cutscene when he goes back in time and everything freezes around him. Ezra is annoying 2 times more no thanks to hack synder for casting this clown in the first place.

the story drags along and it doesn't pick up the pace until a half hour in. speaking of dragging keaton and Sasha Calle is the only highlight of this movie and carried this movie in the 2nd half of this flim.

Sasha Calle is the perfect Supergirl (no feminist agenda, no sjw none of that propaganda) it was all character growth and willingness to help. however this is where the spoilers come in so after Ezra's flash went back in time to save his mother bcuz his father was failed from the justice system due to the camera footage that would've confirmed his alibi but due to the footage being damaged they court was going to find him guilty so Barry want back in time not only to prevent his mother from being killed over a can of tomatoes but save his father as well.

the trailers pretty much spoiled the rest of the plot and the 2nd half of the movie. future Barry got past barry to reenact to get past barry to get electrocuted to get his powers in doing so future barry lost his powers so he spent 20 minutes trying to get keaton to electrocute him after the introduction of keaton's bruce wayne alot of nods to jack Nicolson's joker including the laughing teeth I love the subtle references and homage to 89 and returns batman movies in burtonverse.

I love those parts but here's my problems with the movie so far keaton's bruce wayne has long grey hair was a drunk can I imagine tim burton ever doing that too his batman NO I just don't see burton bruce wayne being an alcoholic and there's no much told on what happened to him and dark flash is that punch barry is how he go into this universe and landed exactly where he needed to get too, how convenient.

and he see too old ppl walking together and nobody else is around to see him use his flash powers to steal their clothes so he can wear to see his mother alive and his father out of trouble, how convenient.

and as soon as his parents sees him nobody questions anything strange that their son is wearing female and t-shirt and a baggy brown pant that can barely fit him, how convenient. and then when future barry saw past barry his excuse to going outside was literally "i have to take a s*** outside excuse me" first off who tf says that to their parents??? and second how did his parents not just see past barry directly in front of them since the curtain on the window was open and he was literally waving at them only for a spit second before barry tackles him and they didn't see him, because barry use his powers?, how convenient.

if u saw the trailers then u saw the entire second half of the movie but for spoilers yes, clerk kent is dead in this universe apparently zod killed him before he made it to earth, but that's not my problem with this move the problem is killing off Sasha Calle's supergirl 10 times bcuz of zack's version of barry allen is incompetent, so she kept dying in a repeating cycle that's what caused past barry to become dark flash it's LAME! for those two reasons then it gets worse bcuz they killed keaton's batman twice in seconds like why bring him back and on top of that they replaced keaton with clooney at the end.

this is the biggest F U to all of burton verse batman fans because we waited for 30-40 years to finally get keaton to become batman again just for him to get killed off and get replace by Clooney.