Review of The Flash (2023) by Okotcha — 27 Jun 2023

Just saw the movie and I'm pretty confident in saying that it was one of the biggest pieces of **** I've seen in a while.

Has Ezra Miller ever been in a movie were he doesn't play a guy with autism? I don't know, I never seen another one I'm just judging by is face.

The movie looked like it was written by an Indian spam bot for all the **** sense it made. I've seen a lot of bad CGI movies but this one steals the cake. The CGI is so bad you would assume that you were in 1995 where they paid a team of 5 interns with very little or no experience at all in computer graphics.

There were some parts that were not even finished but they were on the final cut.

I've played some PS2 games with better graphics. I'm going to create a Go Fund Me account just so this team doesn't make another movie again.

I bet the next WB investors meeting is going to be really hawkward when they saw they've spent $200 million and for **** years, just to have no return.

At some stage I've felt a colossal urge for leaving the cinema so I look to my friend who was sitting next to me so we could leave together but the **** was sleeping. I say **** just for the fact that he was the one insisting we should see the movie. "C'mon man, it can't be that bad!" he said! Well, indeed it was because he for sure felt like it his time would be better spent sleeping for the second half of it instead of waisting more time on this **** turd of a movie.