Review of The Lazarus Effect (2015) by Anonymous . — 02 Mar 2015

Wow, just wow. The Lazer ass effect was litterally one of the most original and spooky horror films of this year. I can say one of my favorite aspects was the amount of original content that we DEFINITELY never seen.

first of all, Once the white girl gets injected with the devil's semen, the first person she goes after was the black guy. and of course, the black guy always has to die in horror movies, so Childish Gambino ends up crushed halfway through the movie.

it came really to the point to where I bet my friends a dollar in the beginning the the black guy will be the first to die, so I guess that was a win for me. They also inject the semen on a doge before the white chick and they end up going Shiloh on its ass and he actually gets put down.

I thought that was sad because the doge didn't really deserve to die and all it did was growl at the characters, who I forgot the names of. at least the doge wasnt like the girl, who went Avatar on the rest of the characters and killed them all with her epic fire and earth bending.

she also connected with the spirit world, so I thought that was cool. There is also this character who always got high on E-cigs and played warcraft, so every one knew he was in the 21st century. he ended up dying too so.

.. yea. another part I liked was that the demonic chick was actually stabbed with poison nearing the end and she fell dead... again. BUT! they had to pull that classic Shyamalan twist and she just went back to life to kill her last victim.

Overall, please don't watch this movie unless you are looking for a laugh. they had a great cast and an Amazing idea going for it, but it was just so predictable and filled with the horror stereotypes that its generally laughable.

At least the effects were decent....