Review of The Little Mermaid (2023) by Butterballer1 — 26 May 2023

What the hell were they thinking?

How can it be so bad with such subpar cgi and terrible acting and songs. And my kids could not sit for 2.5 hours...what the hell were they thinking?

And that horrible scuttlebutt song...that was insane.What the hell were they thinking?

How can it be so bad with such subpar cgi and terrible acting and songs. And my kids could not sit for 2.5 hours...what the hell were they thinking?

And that horrible scuttlebutt song...that was insane. How did that pass quality control?

I watched the original film for the first time after watching this and understood why everyone was so upset about this film. This new one is dull and lifeless with dumb modern touches that destroy the timelessness of the original. Disney needs to fail. I finally accept it and hopefully the disastrous indiana Jones sequel coming later this summer will put the final nail in the coffin. Films like this make one realize how cynical and empty and hateful and greedy the people redoing all these stories are because you can actually go back and watch the original which transports you into a fairytale the way it is supposed to.

Let disney die. Nothing of it remains, anyway here.

Good riddance.