Review of The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) by Ryan H — 14 Sep 2017
What can be said? This movie holds truly magnificent treasures. Behold: an irritating midget butler/henchman, third nipples, Maud Adams getting bitch slapped, Christopher Lee's ambiguous sexuality (he does rub his golden gun all over Maud Adams' lips and tits), Bond locking his female sidekick in a closet then having sex with another chick in the same room (possibly the most misogynistic thing a person can do), Roger Moore's embarrassing karate skills, a car that lamely turns into an airplane (still trying to figure that one out), some dumb looking pirate boat, really horrific 70's fashion, annoying yokel from Live and Let Die, and so much more.
Fucking weird shit. I mean this is one of those movies that sane people stay away from, but I love it. Because I'm insane. I've seen it so much that I am now impervious to its absurdity. Otherwise, said absurdity would have killed me by now.
I truly am a masochist.
This review of The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) was written by Ryan H on 14 September 2017.
The Man with the Golden Gun has generally received mixed reviews.
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