Review of The Parent Trap (1998) by Ziv E — 03 Aug 2017

This review is a little bit special here.

Why?

It's so simple, you can start reading the review and notice it:

GWARR!

Me thinked that there'z now wurse Deez Knee mooveeZ din Duh Sored Een Duh Stone.

Boy, wuz Me wrong.

Duh Pairent Trawp eez nutheenk moar then keydee fawdern weeve sum preetee deecent veez'iwalz', but eh(Canadian style.) story end cehwrecterz thet deafenetly need moar work end bed preformensez.

Skeep deece moovee.

Me deedent laike dee booq deece wuz bassed awen.

Me deedent laike moovee, deeclair eat dee wurst Deez Knee moovee Me ever seen(Check earlier.) end geeve eat Dee Burrneeng Mehdhalien Ove.

Badness.

Story:2|10.

Visuals:7|10.

Characters:2|10.

Overall:3.2|10.

GWAR- Sorry for that.

The reason I did stuff like that is because I reviewed this movie as Fright Light, my monster form.

However, this is not ENTIRELY true.

There were a few segments during my review where I transformed back into my regular form, Anger Fish.

The reason why I was Fright Light for most of the review is because I was so shocked at how the Disney executives could make something so bad.

And lastly, just know that I'll be back in 2 days, maybe along with Fright Light.

All I have to say now is"Bye, guys.".