Review of The Predator (2018) by Private U — 16 Sep 2018
If it wasn't so poorly written the plot could have been salvaged. Most of the attempts at being humorous were a lot like trying to force a fart that you should have just kept in.
Groups of the same writers "agents of averageness" rehashing the same ideas with the same political overtones. Tony Stark called. He wants his prototype back. And thank god she was able to run through 5-10 miles of densely packed jungle in under 4 minutes to arrive precisely when she was needed to save____. And the cheezy pickup lines are only funny if its the 1980's and coming from a jacked Austrian. You're all terrible at writing. Just stop. Only modern day hollywood could make a murderous monster from space not scary. Two stars instead of 0 for the graphics.
This review of The Predator (2018) was written by Private U on 16 September 2018.
The Predator has generally received mixed reviews.
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