Review of The Wicker Man (2006) by Mohammed A — 22 Dec 2016

I, uh. Oof, I don't know how to start this. Like, do I call this awful or brilliantly awful? It's certainly an awful movie, and whether intentional or not, this is a hilarious movie for all the wrong reasons.

I know I was supposed to take this with four shots of tequila and a grain of salt, but it was too tough for the mind to completely shut off. The screenplay is one of the most atrocious I've ever witnessed, the visual effects are cheap, the editing is pure comedy, and the performances are horrendous, especially Cage and Sobieski.