Review of The Witch (2016) by The1Editor — 05 Oct 2016

I want my 90 minutes back. Worst movie I've suffered through in the last decade, at least. Filmed in such low light virtually nothing was visible. Absolutely no plot; no continuity of story (no story) and zero intelligence required to watch it.

Sadly, I'm now proof of that. IF you feel the need to watch this, wait for it to be free on a low grade movie channel. Frankly though, even 'free' is too high a price to pay. I can't find anything nice to say and wouldn't be saying anything at all if I didn't truly want to save prospective viewers from wasting their time.