Review of Today You Die (2005) by Tanner K — 05 Aug 2009
In the immortal words of Scooby Doo's cousin, Scooby Dum, "Dumm dee dum dum dum." Lots of violence and fights but the "script" sort of bounces around from bad guy, good guy, killer, bad guy with heart of gold, etc.
But the worst part is listening to Old White Male Seagal speak Ebonics- just plain idiotic. If you want violence, check it out, but save a queue space and see if it's on cable. Even for hard core Seagal fans this has got to be one of the lower tier efforts.
This review of Today You Die (2005) was written by Tanner K on 05 August 2009.
Today You Die has generally received mixed reviews.
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