Review of Uncharted (2022) by Imtheonlytye — 22 Feb 2022

I did not like this movie as an Uncharted fan. I kind of enjoyed it as a regular action/adventure movie, but I'm quite the critic so that's probably why I disliked it much more than normal people. Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg were terrible castings.

Tom Holland is NOT Nathan Drake. He couldn't even try to sell it, even as young drake. Horrendous. Mark is just a painfully obvious bad choice for Sully. It's frustrating that they chose these two people.

It seems like they chose Tom Holland just because he's popular. He didn't give me Nathan Drake vibes at all. I also hated that they made Tom seem very dumb many times throughout this film. Nathan Drake isn't a genius, but he certainly isn't dipsey dumb like a stereotypical blonde.

Dude can remember and reiterate historical events and knows geographical areas where treasure could be for thousands of years, but then doesn't know about an earpiece or says obviously dumb things??? That makes no sense.

They seem to do that with Tom Holland in many movies, like spiderman. I don't get it. It's overdone and boring. I will never watch this movie again. I really hope they remake it properly. It seems like companies don't put their passion, love and soul into movies anymore.

Should have had someone who loved Uncharted passionately to help make this movie. Some scenes were cool though. Some scenes were extremely implausible and it seemed like they were just made so they can slap some "amazing" CGI.

I called this happening when they announced this film.