Review of Valhalla Rising (2009) by Tomb. — 23 Jul 2010
Pathetically slow, formless film that includes little dialogue, and dull, hazy imagery to look at. The action sequences, when there is action, does capture the brutality of a Viking Warrior, but that is about it.
No plot, no interest, no see. I am a very patient movie fan, but this slothlike speed is just too slow for me to even consider watching for its 92 minute runtime. I applaud anyone who can make it passed 30 minutes.
If you love slow, drawn-out, boring, monotonous viking movies (if I had ever heard of one) than this deserves your viewing and the extremely overrated score as well.
This review of Valhalla Rising (2009) was written by Tomb. on 23 July 2010.
Valhalla Rising has generally received mixed reviews.
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