Review of Vampires vs. the Bronx (2020) by Sirensoftitan — 15 Oct 2020

This was really poorly executed, and the script felt like it was written by a robot. Gentrifying vampires come to the Bronx and they need to be stopped! I don’t dislike the concept at all, but vampires are so over saturated: all ideas explored here have been explored in many other films ad nauseum. And the vampires were such poor antagonists: they essentially stood around while a bunch of 10 year olds made quick work of them, and didn’t anticipate any use of your classical vampire weapons.

Wrapping social issues in other concepts is a really successful in many cases, but movies like this are so lazy so as to drown those issues in a sea of irrelevance. Another dud from Netflix throwing money at the wall hoping something, anything will stick.