Review of Without a Paddle: Nature's Calling (2009) by Johnny T — 29 Jun 2011

I remember vaguely enjoying the original without a paddle, unfortunately this one didn't even come close. It wasn't even due to the fact that the cast is comprised of random unknow actors - they were fine. It's just on a whole the movie was dumb. Not even funny dumb, just pointless dumb. There were poorly CGI created evil squirrels, random Jerry Rice, a really dull story line, and overall nothing especially memorable. For those people out there hoping for some hot naked chicks in the woods, there's no nudity, so if that's your reason for watching it, dont. I didnt hate it, wouldnt even say I wasted my time, but I know I'll never watch it again, that's for sure. There's a reason my mom was able to buy this for $3.50.

What did this movie teach me? Kristopher Turner (whom ive never seen in a movie and probably never will see again) is quite the cutie, with a beautiful smile. :).