Review of xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017) by Tirdad Derakhshani for Philadelphia Inquirer — 20 Jan 2017
I should put in for worker’s comp for the extensive injuries I sustained watching the insulting, abysmal 3-D action thriller xXx: Return of Xander Cage, which left me deeply traumatized and suffering from injuries to my eardrums, my eyes, my mind, my soul, my aesthetic sensibility, and my sense of decency.
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This review of xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017) was written by Tirdad Derakhshani and published by Philadelphia Inquirer on 20 January 2017.
xXx: Return of Xander Cage has generally received mixed reviews.
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